Saturday, June 9, 2007
Top 15 signs of a drunk
1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2. You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.
3. Your job starts to interfere with your drinking.
4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
6. You sincerely believe alcohol is the elusive 5th food group.
7. Every woman you see has an identical twin.
8. You fall off the floor.
9. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
10. Every night you're beginning to find your neighbor's cat more and more attractive.
11. Your moral is: I'm not drunk, you're just sober!!!
12. You don't recognize your wife unless she's seen from the bottom of a glass.
13. That dammned pink elephant followed you home again.
14. You have a reserved parking space at the liquor store.
15. The shrubbery's drunk too, from frequent watering.
- From Askmen.com